Things I’m Getting Really Stoked Over

Alright, summer’s winding down, and the days are getting a bit cooler (at least around the GTA anyways — and who knows how long that will last) but y’know what?  I’m pretty stoked.  I’m sitting here, in my chair, and I’m stoked out of my bloody mind.

Some might say dangerously stoked.

Anyways.  Here’s a non-exhaustive list of items that are gettin’ me stoked as hell:

The Toronto Blue Jays – The boys of summer have been absolutely killing it since their trade for Troy Tulowitzki and David Price.  They have absolutely run over the Yankees en route to their now 1.5 game lead in the AL East, and Fangraphs is giving them a 12.2% chance of taking it all, behind the LA Dodgers and Houston Astros.

For those that don’t know what I’m talking about, this is baseball, and it’s baseball at its finest.

We haven’t been to the playoffs in 20+ years, so it’s high time.  Bring it on!

Star Wars Armada Wave 2 – FFG is going to take away a lot of my money once is comes out.  I was dealt a hammer-blow earlier this week when they announced that the second wave, which includes the Imperial Class Star Destroyer and Home One, an MC80 Mon Calamari Star Cruiser (of “IT’S A TRAP” fame).  I anticipate Wave 2 brings the game from ‘absolutely incredible’ to ‘shit just got real’ territory.  If you thought that Victory Class Star Destroyers looked big on the table-top, you should take a look at these puppies per the photos people have graciously posted from Gencon, where there was a preview display up.

pics from Graphicpolicy.com  Look how big that badass is!
pics from Graphicpolicy.com Look how big that badass is!
Close-up of Home One, again from Graphicpolicy.com
Close-up of Home One, again from Graphicpolicy.com

My excitement goes a step further, because FFG has sent out the following to everyone:

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This was posted directly to FFG’s website as part of their Massing at Sullust campaign. HUBBA HUBBA

DAMN.  4 red and 4 blue on the frontal arc?  Goodnight, anyone at mid-range that’s stupid enough to get on the frontal arc of this thing.  It’s also faster than the Victory, can control more squadrons, and more maneuverable at speed 2 and 3.  I doubt anyone will have any reasons NOT to take this thing (except its relatively high price tag at 120 points).  It’s shield layout and number of hullpoints indicate it can probably take a beating too, just as well because the base is probably massive as well.  Throwing 2 blue dice at enemy squadrons doesn’t hurt either.

Anyways.  I’m really looking forwards to the big boys arriving.

My Blood Angels – Seriously.  They’re really coming along well.  I kind of hesitated to get back into marines because I thought that my paint skills probably wouldn’t do them justice.  Welp.  I’ve gone and proven myself wrong, as I’ve done up some ENTIRELY PASSABLE quality models.

But hey!  I did finish something!  Those terminators I started working on ages ago?  THEY'RE DONE! (less the decals.  I have micro-set and micro-sol arriving via amazon sometime in September, apparently.)

This Razorback has been a work in progress for a while.  As you can see I really need to attack the black sections with a little more gusto.  I'm trying to break up the vast sea of red without making too obvious that's what I'm trying to do.

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That last one’s a WIP still, but where the hell did that come from?  AHHH!!! SO STOKED!!!!!!!!

My Chaos-bro has a BlogSeriously, you should go check it out.  It’s for more regular stuff than our monthly campaign battle.  Right now he’s converting up an army of Chaosy Renegades (of Funk) who are looking to mess up my Cadians day.  Worth perusing, that’s for sure.

I might be the Dachshund in this friendship...  heh.
I might be the Dachshund in this friendship… heh.

I can’t be the only one who’s stoked about stuffs.  HIT ME UP.  What’re you stoked about?!?!?!

Battle Report: Of Nuns, Vampires, Wolves, and Guardsmen

Been a long time since I’ve written a battle report, so I figured I’d dust off my cap and write up a good game I had this past weekend against a relatively recent regular at the shop, with a very unorthodox list that he’s been thinking about throwing onto the tournament scene.  I’ll present it below and then talk about them some:

Col. Oak & Sparkly Vampire Friends (BA & IG @ ~1,850pts):

  • Knight Commander Pask, Punisher, Multi-Melta Sponsons & Camo Nets
    • Regular MBT Bro
  • 2x Veterans, 2x Meltaguns, Flamer, Chimera
  • Infantry platoon
    • PCS – 3x Grenade Launchers & Flamer
    • 2x Infantry Squads
    • Commissar
  • Scionts (x5) Powerfist, Plasmagun, HS Volleygun
  • Sanguinary Priest [WARLORD]
  • Tac Squad (x5), Grav Gun, Vet Sarge w/ power fist and combi-grav
    • Razorback w/ TL-HB and Pintle Storm Bolter
  • Tac squad (x5), Heavy Flamer, Vet Sarge w/ Power weapon and inferno pistol
    • Razorback w/ TL-HB and Pintle Storm Bolter (proxied)
  • Death Company x5, Jump Packs, Power Fist, Power Sword, Thunderhammer, Inferno Pistol
  • Deredeo Pattern Dreadnought w/ ‘dem missile launchers.
One of these vehicles, is not like the others....
One of these vehicles, is not like the others…. Note most of the BA stuff is a work in progress.

Nuns of the Wolf Tearer (SoB, SW & Flesh Tearers @ 1,850 pts):

  • St. Celestine [WARLORD]
  • 2x Sisters Squads, (x5) 2x Meltaguns, Combi-meltas
    • One mounted in a Rhino
  • 3x Dominions(x5), 4x Meltaguns, Combi-melta
  • Avenger CAS Aircraft
  • Wolf Lord, Thunderwolf Mount, Frost Axe, Storm Shield, Artificer Armour?
  • 5x Thunderwolf Cavalry, Powerfist, Stormshield
  • Grey Hunters (x5) – Rhino
  • Sanguinary Priest on Bike
  • 5 Scouts
  • 4x Drop Pods (from either SW or Flesh Tearers)
The Avenger is a WIP as of right now, and a clever one at that. He took an Ork Blitza-Bomma and gave it the nose-gatling gun and a bunch of imperial guns on the wings. Note the drop pods are off-camera because I was stoopid.
The Avenger is a WIP as of right now, and a clever one at that. He took an Ork Blitza-Bomma and gave it the nose-gatling gun and a bunch of imperial guns on the wings. Note the drop pods are off-camera because I was stoopid.

Mission:  Deadlock (Maelstrom)

So the idea of this list is that the Thunderwolves run amok while 5x Meltaguns that ignore cover fall from the sky.  All the independent characters possible join up with the wolf cavalry, and wolf lord tanks the shots that aren’t AP 1/2 on his 2+/3++/5+++ (FNP).  Kind of a brutal deathstar, really.  Celestine adds another high-initiative twist at I7 and S5, plus she won’t die.

It was my thought looking at this list that anything the wolves touch will be instantly murdered.  Guardsmen are not well suited for combat in general, and even the Blood Angels I brought along weren’t exactly highly geared up for it.

Given there’s 3 IC’s in the squad, they can potentially split apart and cover 4 objectives at once, so I needed to sprawl out and control as much of the table as possible while the wolves murdered everything they wanted to.  In the meantime I’d be running about capping objectives and putting down the other small units and try to make the wolves the last unit on the table.  If things got dire and they split off the IC’s from the deathstar before my forces were adequately removed, they’d be picked off one by one.

Deployment:

I deployed first and put my Russes backs up to the wall with the MBT Bro up front to eat the first wave of Melta. Infantry spread out to accept drop pods, and the Deredeo in the back with front armour forward to hopefully intercept. I wasn't as concerned with the mech infantry out on the right flank, they could get melta'ed and it wouldn't significantly change my game-plan.
I deployed first and put my Russes backs up to the wall with the MBT Bro up front to eat the first wave of Melta. Infantry spread out to accept drop pods, and the Deredeo in the back with front armour forward to hopefully intercept. I wasn’t as concerned with the mech infantry out on the right flank, they could get melta’ed and it wouldn’t significantly change my game-plan.
Wintermits deployed second, obviously holding a lot off the table in reserves arriving via the 4x drop pods. The wolfstar in particular was front and centre, with the rhinos ready to jump on objectives if required.
Wintermits deployed second, obviously holding a lot off the table in reserves arriving via the 4x drop pods. The wolfstar in particular was front and centre, with the rhinos ready to jump on objectives if required.

Given that there wasn’t much for me to shoot at, I made my opponent take first turn.

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 1:

Two drop pods fall, one of them scatters off the table and goes into on-going reserve.  He was forced to place them pretty close to the table edge in order to take some pot-shots at Knight Commander Pask.  The 5-man sister squad disembarked onto the ridge behind the Russes, and shook up the MBT Russ, but caused no further damage.

After careening out of low orbit, the sisters try their hand at being sneaky with the Russes.
After careening out of low orbit, the sisters try their hand at being sneaky with the Russes.

Otherwise, the wolves and one of the rhinos push forwards to capture objectives, but no further damage is caused on the Guardsmen.  SoB run out in front, 2-0.

Table position following top of Turn 1.
Table position following top of Turn 1.

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 1:

In this turn, I start to realize this army is going to play quite differently than the ones I would usually play, with a metric shit-tonne of shooting.  I still have lots of shooting, but it’s more of a maneuver play than anything else.  Unfortunately, the objectives drawn aren’t particularly helpful.

The Russes pop smoke and vaporize most of the sisters on the hill with multi-melta fire, but there still remain a few hiding behind the hill, out of LoS.  Not a problem for the Deredeo, who pounds the remaining 2 using its Aeilos Missile Launchers (or whatever), ignoring LoS (though perplexingly not their cover save).

But the Deredeo wasn’t done, he viciously blew away the leading rhino with his sundering autocannons.  It wasn’t even close.  S8 re-rolling the AP is pretty effective.  Clambering out of the wreckage, the grey-hunters are finished off by the group of waiting melta-veterans supported by the Blood Angels Razorback.

Goodbye, grey hunters. The right flank is cleared.
Goodbye, grey hunters. The right flank is cleared.

Quite a few of the guardsmen shuffle around, but they’re still wary of 3 drop-pods yet to arrive, so the formation is maintained for the time being.

The left flank is cleared, while the guardsmen hold formation expecting more drop-pods to fall...
The left flank is cleared, while the guardsmen hold formation expecting more drop-pods to fall…

Not much else doing at the end of the day, but some VP’s are scored as a result of First Blood and table position.

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 2:

Bitten by poor Reserves rolls, the Avenger and two squads of dominions fail to come in.  The only drop pod falling is the one that mis-happed on turn 1!

They drop in front of the MBT Russ, and quickly go to work, knocking its turret off.  Fortunately for Pask, his smoke screen combined with the Camo-net saves him from any damage.

You already know how this story ends.
You already know how this story ends.

Scouts run out from the spot where they infiltrated, onto the objective that was vacated by the Grey-hunters.  The rear rhino, having secured the back-field objective now moves forwards to secure an upfield objective.

+++Taken literally moments before an explosion of seemingly impossible proportions+++
+++Taken literally moments before an explosion of seemingly impossible proportions+++

The Thunderwolves advance, and tear apart the lead Chimera in a vicious explosion (S10 AP2 will do that), but not much else happens.  If I recall, this turn is a big one in terms of scoring objectives, and the sisters go flying out in front, approximately 6-2 (ish).

(as an aside, unfortunately I put my camera away for a lot of the next few turns.  Apologies!)

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 2:

Everything works in concert this turn.

The scions arrive via grav-chute insertion into the Wolve’s back-field, securing an important objective, now vacated by the sisters mounted in the rhino.

In full sight of the dominions that just landed, the guardsmen fire volleys of lasgun fire (aided by their lieutenant’s command) and wipe the unit handily.

Discharging the grav-tactical squad, the Razorback speeds off hoping to secure an objective by flat-outing onto the one presently being held by the Scouts.  Melta-gun fire, lasguns, a flamer fail to bring the scouts down, but the unit is finished off when the Aeilos Missiles from the Deredeo come crashing down.

The Deredeo continues picking off Rhinos like it’s nobody’s business, nabbing the one that’s crossing no-man’s land.  The occupants then come under fire from the Scions, taking 3 casualties to a plasmagun and Hot-shot lasguns at long range.

Everything directed in the direction of the wolves doesn’t go as smoothly however, with Pask’s fusilade and the grav team causing a total of 3 wounds total on the wolf lord and one of the cavalry.  I’ve yet to remove a model from the at Wolfstar, and it’s starting to look a little impossible to deal with using the tools I have available.

The Death Company advanced, hoping to get a charge in on one of the drop pods, but are left in the open when they can’t cover 5″ of ground.

at the end of the turn, the Guard pick up 4 or 5 VP, but a D3 VP turns out to be 1.  Regardless, they swing in front for the lead. approximately 7-6ish…

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 3:

Again, bitten by poor Reserves rolls, only the Avenger and another Dominion squad comes on.  The Avenger lays waste to all but one of the Death Company (he who sports the inferno pistol), which were starting to look a little intimidating, while the Dominions land immediately in front the Deredeo and absolutely WASTE him.

Unfortunately I didn’t pass a single one of my 5++ from his fancy shield.  His usefulness was approaching its end however with both rhinos and most of the troops disposed of already, but its loss was certainly felt in later turns.

The sister squad that had been forcibly removed from their transport by the Deredeo the turn earlier turns its attention to the Razorback immediately in front of them, and stun it twice, but fail to land the killing blow.

The wolves pulled off a pretty crazy multi-charge, wiping out 3 units in one go:

  • Veterans on foot (those that shot the scouts)
  • Veterans embarked (those that hadn’t done anything just yet)
  • Grav-tactical squad on foot.  Unfortunately the only thing that had any hope of doing anything (the power fist) was shot away by Celestine’s heavy flamer thingie, so the writing was really on the wall there.

Perhaps fortunately there are no survivors (they’re just too damned good at killing things), so I’ll be able to shoot the wolves the next turn.  I didn’t track VP until the last turn in this case, suffice to say the game is anyone’s at this point, because we can’t hold nearly as many cards as we could at the start of the game…

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 3:

This turn is really just a reactionary turn for me.  I just lost quite a few units in the turn previous, and had to kind of consolidate and continue to try and steal objectives away.

The Sanguinary priest disembarks to try and get Pask some more time and space from that Thunderwolf cavalry, and cause a single wound (WOOT) on one of the regular wolves.  Pask knocks the Wolf Lord down to 2 HP with his own shooting.

Celestine gets singled out of the squad and wasted by a melta-gun.  She passes her leadership test however, and gets right back up again.  It would have been a great warlord kill, but alas it wasn’t to be…

The melta-guns get within 1" of Celestine, causing 1 wound, which is not subjected to a 2+ Look Out Sir. I'm not quite sure why, but she goes down anyways...
The melta-guns get within 1″ of Celestine, causing 1 wound, which is not subjected to a 2+ Look Out Sir. I’m not quite sure why, but she goes down anyways…

The infantry blob, perhaps admiring the fireworks produced by the Deredeo going up turn and assault the Dominions, wiping them out also.

The infantry squad flex their muscles and over-power the Dominions in their own backfield.
The infantry squad flex their muscles and over-power the Dominions in their own backfield.

The scions hold their ground and pick off one more of the sisters, so the remaining Death Company marine can pick her off in assault.

The last remaining Death Company Marine wipes the Battle Sisters unit.
The last remaining Death Company Marine wipes the Battle Sisters unit.

Unfortunately those are the only two units who could actually assault that turn, otherwise it might have been worth D3 VP for an active Blood and Guts card I was holding on to.

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 4:

Finally the last Dominion Squad comes on, and there’s no surprise that it’s going right behind Pask, with his infantry screen otherwise occupied…

From here on in, it’s like whack-a-mole.

Avenger > Full Strength Razorback
Dominions > Knight Cmdr Pask
Wolves > Sang. Priest (WL) & Veterans, in another crazy multi-charge.

Not much left on the table for the Guard now, it’s up to about 19 bodies, a single Death Company Marine, 5 Scions, and a severely damaged Razorback to secure the win for the Guard….

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 4:

The infantry, either insanely stupid or very brave (with the commissar in the group, I’d probably suggest this bravery was INDUCED.) advance towards the wolves, but target the Dominions with their shooting, killing one.  The Death Company charge, killing 2 more.  The sisters break, but the Lunatic is unable to catch them (despite being I5 on the turn they charge, go figure).

There was a hair-brained plan to score another VP, that involved shooting down the Avenger in order to clear space for the Razorback to flat-out through and secure an objective for another VP as the game was really tight at this point.  This blew up in my face, as the scions weren’t able to hit the Avenger as it zoomed overhead.  *Le Sigh*  Actually, this plan would have worked if the Avenger blew up in my face, but it didn’t, and that’s the issue.

Aftermath of the carnage. The flier has taken off -- departing the Board by this point.
Aftermath of the carnage. The flier has taken off — departing the Board by this point. The cunning plan was to shoot down the flier so the Razorback could flat-out and get to the objective underneath the corpse of the Chimera. That really didn’t work out. You can also see the two Dominions fleeing from the Death Company in the background.

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 5:

Jinking from the fire of the Scions, and lacking any other targets, the Avenger flies off the table.

The game of whack-a-mole continues.  The two sisters remaining regroup, but miss both their melta snap-shots on the Death Company who is staring at them blankly.

The wolves chase after the Razorback, blowing it away.  Unfortunately the wolfian general forgets that after assaulting a vehicle they can’t consolidate, which is problematic because he can’t cash in the objective that’s nearby…

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 5:

The final objective I’m sitting on at this point is to kill something in the shooting phase, which is a bit more complicated than it sounds.  The Avenger with 1 hull point remaining just flew off the table.  The Two sisters are in range of about 5 lasguns (and only 1 dies to that fire), leaving one remaining.  There’s a drop-pod off in the corner that has only one hullpoint remaining, and the Death Company marine DOES have an inferno pistol…

He flicks his jump pack over, and hits with the pistol.  He’s definitely within 3″.  Rolling 2D6… and a 3 won’t do it.  Blast!

The scions don’t really have a hope of killing off the wolves, but take some pot-shots anyway and are rewarded when one of the Cavalry is killed to a plasmagun.

At the end of Turn 5, the game is a DRAW.  But.  The game continues. (!!!)

Sisters of the Wolf Tearer, Turn 6:

Unable to complete the tactical objective due to the Razorback slaughter of Turn 5, he breaks off Celestine from the group and plants her on the objectives while the Wolves go out hunting the infantry platoon on the other side of the table.  They make it into assault, and kill about half of the guardsmen there.  In a challenge, a plucky Sergeant manages to take a wound off of the Wolf Lord before being hacked to pieces and devoured.

The Avenger also flies back on and strafes the Scions  off the table, as they were unable to find cover in time.

The Avenger flies back onto the table, its gatling cannon blazing. The Scions are wiped out.
The Avenger flies back onto the table, its gatling cannon blazing. The Scions are wiped out.

With this, the Sisters take a SINGLE POINT LEAD over the Guard.

Blood Angels & Imperial Guard, Turn 6:

The Death Company Marine, having just destroyed the drop-pod in assault with a krak grenade (yeah, it’s been that kind of game), jets over the terrain and takes aim at the sister.  He finds her on her knees, praying for protection from the melta-blast that is surely to arrive.

It never does.  Through divine intervention (or 6++, if you prefer), the sister survives, denying the tactical VP for killing something in the shooting phase.

Out of sheer fury and spite, the Death Company marine charges the sister and chainsword singing gleefully, she’s carved to ribbons.  The consolidation roll is sufficient to obtain line-breaker, to tie the game…

But in the assault phase, the infantry platoon can’t hang on.  The wolves wipe the unit with 3 wounds to spare, and achieve the 4″ consolidation roll in order to WIN THE GAME.


At the end of it all, the thunderwolf cavalry are short two of their number, the Avenger is damaged, and casualties are otherwise total.

On the other side a lone, lunatic marine is left standing.

What a glorious psychopath you are, sir.
What a glorious psychopath you are, sir.

His unit didn’t do anything, but he wiped out two sisters squads single-handedly, while also knocking out a drop pod with a krak grenade.  That’s a special grade of crazy, right there.

MVP on the other side obviously goes to the wolf star.

WOLFSTARRRR
WOLFSTARRRR

2 wounds each, T5, 3+/3++ w/ S10 AP2 on the charge and 5+ FNP to boot?  Tough cookies to kill.   I’m a bit shocked the game was so close in the end, but that’s the way of Maelstrom missions, sometimes.

Back from Newfoundland

Hey all!  This one is kind of replacing my weekly progress post…

Last week Mrs. Oak and I hiked 40+km on trails around Gros Morne and Clarenville, in Newfoundland.  All we can say is wow.  Waking up and seeing topography and scenery like this on a daily basis was such a blessing.  We went out there every day and attacked it with reckless abandon.

We were rewarded with (apparently) the best weather Newfoundland’s had all year, and more codfish than I could possibly eat.  Here’s a few snaps:

Looking out near Hillview, towards the Atlantic.  Photo taken literally moments before a torrential rain.  Y'know what they say: If you don't like the weather in Canada, wait 10 minutes.
Looking out near Hillview, towards the Atlantic. Photo taken literally moments before a torrential rain. Y’know what they say: If you don’t like the weather in Canada, wait 10 minutes.
I caught a codfish.  This was cleaned, filleted, battered and fried for one of the best meals I've ever had.
I caught a codfish. This was cleaned, filleted, battered and fried for one of the best meals I’ve ever had. Mrs. Oak didn’t have as much luck unfortunately.
Fog rolling over the hills near Trinity, NL.  There's a lighthouse on that spit of land that's cutting into the harbour.
Fog rolling over the hills near Trinity, NL. There’s a lighthouse on that spit of land that’s cutting into the harbour.
This is the same photo, taken from the other direction.  The previous photo was taken whilst hiking the cliffs in the background, behind the lighthouse...
This is the same photo, taken from the other direction. The previous photo was taken whilst hiking the cliffs in the background, behind the lighthouse…
Looking out over the Gulf of St. Lawrence, from Gros Morne National Park.
Looking out over the Gulf of St. Lawrence, from Gros Morne National Park.
Gros Morne is the big hill on the right -- second tallest in Newfoundland standing about 800m in height.  We initially wanted to climb up it, but about 300m in elevation change killed my knees the day before so... We had to play it cautiously...
Gros Morne is the big hill on the right — second tallest in Newfoundland standing about 800m in height. We initially wanted to climb up it, but about 300m in elevation change killed my knees the day before so… We had to play it cautiously…
Baker's Brook Falls, in Gros Morne National Park.
Baker’s Brook Falls, in Gros Morne National Park.
Mrs. Oak exploring the remnants of the wreck of SS Ethie.
Mrs. Oak exploring the remnants of the wreck of SS Ethie.

Anyways, I’ve got many more pictures obviously, just wanted to share a few.

Glad to be back home, and will be posting at least weekly per usual!  Cheers all!

On Vacation

Hey all!  Just a quick note that the mrs and I are presently on vacation hiking in Newfoundland!  It’s lovely out here. Here’s a quick pic for your reference.

 
Of course I realize now that my finger is in that shot.  Oh well.  I’ll be posting more upon my return in August!  Cheers!